Humor Meets Heart: Conan O’Brien Tackles Narcissism at Harvard’s 375th Commencement
In a graduation ceremony that was as much a political statement as it was a celebration, legendary comedian and Harvard alumnus Conan O’Brien delivered a commencement address for the 375th anniversary of the university. Known for his quick wit and self-deprecating humor, O’Brien used his platform to urge graduates to embrace humility and empathy in an era increasingly defined by ego and digital isolation.
Addressing the class of 2024, O’Brien didn’t shy away from the current social climate. He pointedly critiqued the rise of extreme narcissism, noting how modern technology and political leadership often celebrate the individual over the collective.
“Our current leadership in Washington believes that empathy is a weakness,” O’Brien remarked, contrasting this with the algorithmic nature of smartphones that program users to be the “protein-maxing hero” of their own isolated journeys.
A Call for Empathy and Humanity
O’Brien’s core message was simple yet profound: carry your victories lightly. He argued that by stepping away from the spotlight of self-importance, graduates create space for more essential human qualities to emerge, such as:
- Kindness: The ability to support others without expectation.
- Originality: Thinking beyond the prescribed algorithms of society.
- Courage: Standing up for truth even when it is unpopular.
- Humanity: Recognizing the shared experience of all people.
Defending Academic Freedom Amidst Political Turmoil
The ceremony took place against a backdrop of significant tension. Harvard has recently been the target of intense scrutiny and pressure from the Trump administration, leading to clashes over academic freedom and the loss of billions in research funding. For many graduates, this was not just a celebration, but a culmination of a degree earned during a time of institutional crisis.
Harvard President Alan M. Garber echoed these sentiments in his address, stating that “truth without liberty is a fire without air,” emphasizing the university’s commitment to defending its ideals despite external political pressure. This sentiment was echoed by students like Johann Gaebler, a PhD graduate who witnessed how federal funding threats can stifle the scientific process across the entire academic community.
The Classic Conan Wit: Mocking the Machine
True to form, O’Brien balanced the heavy political themes with the comedy that made him a household name. He poked fun at the Justice Department’s litigation against Harvard by claiming he was also suing the university—not for policy reasons, but for his “less than spectacular” undergraduate sex life and the discomfort of cast-iron bunk beds.
In a sharp satirical turn, he addressed the government’s concerns over international students. He jokingly questioned what foreigners have ever contributed to American culture, listing nearly every pillar of modern society—from science and architecture to music and ethical codes—as a subtle jab at xenophobic policies.
Resilience in the Face of Conflict
The event was also marked by the longest strike in the history of the Harvard Graduate Student Union. While bullhorns from picketing students occasionally punctuated the speeches, the atmosphere remained one of camaraderie. For many, the act of striking became a part of their education, teaching them the value of solidarity and collective bargaining.
As the ceremony concluded with the traditional tossing of caps, the overarching theme remained clear: while the world may be driven by narcissism and political strife, the path to a meaningful life is paved with curiosity, empathy, and the courage to listen to those we disagree with.
